London is trying to tell you something…

(Source: aledlewis)

Screw you, Drug Avengers! Get away from my cookies, cigarettes and beer!

There’s a reason they chose Australia as a prison colony…it’s a horrible place…even tertiary education will kill you…

Hey, Swamp Thing! Instead of telling bad jokes, you should shut the hell up and kill that fat kid for littering in your swamp…

Watch all the Harry Potter moofies in a just one minute…

Take THAT, nuclear power!

Yeah…it doesn’t look like a finger…

(via luxivycramps)

“S’up with the fruit panties?”

“NEWT GINGRICH” — A BLR Soundbite

(Source: badlipreading)

“It’s NOT a trap!” How Return of the Jedi should have ended…

Dog science…

(via pack-of-pikachus-deactivated201)